More Punnage! It's only fitting that it's tailors who pull the wool over our eyes!?

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.


The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.





A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.


One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.


Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.


He responds, %26quot;They%26#039;re twins! If you%26#039;ve seen Juan, you%26#039;ve seen Amal.%26quot;





I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.





Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He%26#039;s all right now.





He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.





There was a guy who posted 10 puns on the net in the hope they would make someone laugh. Unfourtunately, no pun in 10 did!

More Punnage! It%26#039;s only fitting that it%26#039;s tailors who pull the wool over our eyes!?
Good ones! loved %26#039;em, especially the one about Juan and Amal. I never heard that before.





Laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.


Wish I could give you two stars, but how about two thumbs up?



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