Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men%26#039;s restroom?
A: Say, %26quot;Nice dick.%26quot;
Q: How do you know you%26#039;re leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, %26quot;Let%26#039;s just be friends.%26quot;
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don%26#039;t work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don%26#039;t get some support soon, people are going to think we%26#039;re nuts.
Q: Why don%26#039;t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Mom%26#039;s have Mother%26#039;s Day, Father%26#039;s have Father%26#039;s Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: Why is being in the military like a *******?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: Hair balls
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive
Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: Come in five flavours
Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust
Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it... but they can%26#039;t eat it
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What%26#039;s the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it%26#039;s no big deal unless you%26#039;re not getting any.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky%26#039;s cheeks so puffy?
A: She%26#039;s withholding evidence
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don%26#039;t need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What does a dog do that a boy steps into?
A: A lump of ****. no wait.. pants.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy
Q: What do you call an amish farmer with his arm halfway up his horses ***?
A: A mechanic
Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
Q: Why does santa have such a big sack?
A: Cos he only comes once a year.
Q: How do you define a %26quot;tough girl%26quot;
A: She kickstarts her own vibrator, or she rolls her own tampons
Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with a computer?
A: A system that won%26#039;t go down.
Dont you just love jokes???
omg i think i might have just leaked urine! LOL
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